Hi! I'm Miss Lizz the creator of this site. Thanks for wanting to get to know me a litle bit better! Well basically I'm just an average house-wife like the lady next door. Yeah right, my neighbors would be laughing out of their seats right now! Seriously though, I am a happily married woman and mother of 5! Yep you heard me right, I got 5 kids! And yeeeesssss I gave birth to them all! I'm just a regular stay-home mom that cleans house, plants flowers, and bakes chocolate chip cookies just like your mom did. Only difference is, I wear a G-String instead of an apron. I built this site about 5 years ago when the only thing I could do on a computer was open e-mail. I downloaded this free web-publishing thing-a-MI-jig, figured out how to insert pictures, and Wha-Lah here ya have it, my very own home made site! (Not bad for a high school drop out huh?) I feel that just because I am a mom and 47 years old is no reason I still cant feel, look, and be sexy. And I don't give a dam what the PTA moms think! I like being me!
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My Stats
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Name: My real name is Elizabeth. I was born in San Francisco and given up for adoption at birth! I was raised in a catholic family with 5 other adopted children of all
races. I am the baby of the family but the toughest!
Age: 47. . . YES you heard me right, I'm 47 years old! Ahhh that kinda snuck up.
D.O.B: May 1963 (Taurus) I'm a stubborn little shit. LOL
Measurements: 34DD-25 -34 Yes they are fake! Did you actually think they would look that great after nursing 5 babies? (LOL) I earned these puppies.
Height: 5 feet tall (Good things come in small packages right?)
Weight: 115 And NO stretch marks either! Wooo-Hooo!
Nationality: I'm all Italian baby! (with a touch of Irish)
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Food: Mexican, Thai, Chinese, a perfectly ripened peach, potato chips in my sandwich, & soggy salad that's been marinated in italian dressing for hours.
Beverage: Red Beer, (that's beer and tomatoe juice) vodka & juice. For non alcohol I like pink lemonaid and peach ice tea.
Color: Orange (nothing like a gorgeous sunset or an evil moon-rise)
Music: Oldies & Motown 50's & 60's The Temptations are my favorite!
Turn-ons: A mans DEEP voice & soft passionate kissing. Plus I LUUUUV to have my EARS rubbed, tugged, played with, pulled, and massaged! (weird huh?)
Hobbies: Gardening, Fishing, trabeling, and riding on the bitch seat of my hubby's Harley on a nice warm day! Wooo-Hooo
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